WELCOME TO BIGEARL.ORG!
The Official Home Page of Earl "Big Earl" Plumberton
Dayton's Most Decorated Trough Professional
Howdy folks! Big Earl here. If you've made it to this website, it means one of three things:
- You need a trough installed (GREAT decision)
- Someone told you about "that crazy trough guy" (I prefer "trough enthusiast")
- You're my ex-wife Diane checking up on me (Hi Diane. I'm doing FINE.)
Whatever brought you here, WELCOME. Pull up a chair. Actually, don't -- you won't need to sit down for what I'm about to show you. Sitting is for toilet people. At Big Earl's, we STAND.
🔥 WHAT'S NEW WITH EARL 🔥
🌟 WHY CHOOSE BIG EARL?
| Feature | Big Earl | The Other Guy |
|---|---|---|
| Years Experience | 38 years | Probably like 4 |
| Troughs Installed | 2,847 | Does he even trough? |
| Mustache | Award-winning | Patchy at best |
| Shows Up On Time | Within 2 hours* | No guarantees |
| Fun at Parties | THE MOST fun | Doubtful |
*"On time" is relative. Earl is on Earl Time. Earl Time is approximately 45 minutes behind Eastern Standard Time.
💬 EARL'S THOUGHT OF THE DAY
- Big Earl, said while staring into the distance (2001)
🗺 COME VISIT!
Big Earl's Plumbing & Porcelain Emporium is located at 1847 Industrial Blvd, Unit C in beautiful Dayton, Ohio. We're right behind the Arby's. If you hit the railroad tracks, you've gone too far. If you smell roast beef, you're close.
Hours:
Monday-Friday: 7AM - 5PM (or whenever Earl's truck is in the lot)
Saturday: 8AM - 2PM ("Earl's Half Day")
Sunday: Closed (Earl's at church, then Applebee's, then napping)
Walk-ins welcome! The door sticks a little. Just give it a good push. If it's locked, check the Arby's. Earl might be on his lunch break.